All-Over Print Unisex Athletic Shorts
$35.00
THESE SHORTS HAVE NO GENDER!
They’re clothes so they never have a gender but these specifically are unisex shorts so keep that in mind when you pick your size!
We’re rapidly approaching the end of human life because of global warming, but it’s okay because executives are making record profits! Stay cool and ready to engage in class war with these bad mfs!
• 91% recycled polyester, 9% spandex
• Fabric weight: 5.13 oz. /yd. ² (174 g/m²)
• Four-way stretch moisture-wicking microfiber fabric
• Breathable and fast-drying material
• UPF50+ protection
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring
• Mesh side pockets
• 2.5″ (6.35 cm) inseam